Prophets of Mercury

One Small Step
The first rule of web comics is that you do not talk about web comics
Unfinished business
The hills are aliiive
Always An Angle
Original alt text: I prefer the angle gamma of the unitarity triangle. (If you get that, you know more physics than is healthy)
Jeff Goldblum
Original alt text: Oh, yeah. Oooh, ahhh, that's how it always starts. Then later there's running and screaming
Quantitative Analysis
Original alt text:The exchange rate of bovines to beans has fallen sharply recently, precipitating an economic crisis.
Tough Decisions
Original alt text: Charlie Brown would suggest a beagle, just before he asks for his kennel back.

Deep Pockets
Original alt text: (It's his penis.)
Don't Do It!
Original alt text: In these tough economic conditions the Prophets want thy base.

Priorities
Original alt text: The Professor's dissertation on human pathfinding whilst inebriated was quite the read, although he had to deal with the usual violent protests from Mice for the Ethical Treatment of Humans.
Hidden Meaning?
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The Gravity of the Situation
Original alt text: Einstein wept.
No Yolk
Original alt text: How YOU doin'?
Tomb Raiders
Original alt text: Their playlists were nothing but 80s pop hits: Ay oh whey oh!
Kiss Hard With A Vengeance
Original alt text: It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a liberated Borg drone stranded in 1813, must be in want of a husband.
Security Digest
Original alt text: Bigmouse strikes again.